Monday, 25 March 2013

Body temperature

(on the topic of Vettel overtaking Webber against team orders in the most recent F1 race)
Andy: They should sack him!
KB: They won't sack him, but they should suspend him from the next race in my opinion.
Andy: They should give him a really warm suit next race to make him uncomfortable and make his body temperature really warm!
KB: They're already really warm! Do you know what their body temperatures go up to during a race?
Andy: Ninety degrees?
KB: What?!
Andy: Nineteen degrees? Twenty degrees?
AF and KB stare at Andy blankly
Andy: OK, then I think they should put a bee inside his helmet in the next race. To scare him!
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