Tough Mudder

Andy: The electrodes are my biggest fear. That one of them will hit me in the eye and pop my eye.

Sitcom

Andy: I'm losing interest in The Walking Dead. This always happens with US sitcoms – it happened with Lost as well. They start focusing on all of these new people.

AF: Why are you referring to it as a sitcom?

Andy: Because it is!

KB: Do you know what a sitcom is?

Andy: Yes, it’s a show that has a story that continues through different episodes.

AF: That’s not what a sitcom is.

KB: Andy, do you know what sitcom is short for? SITuation COMedy. 

Mammoth

Andy: Is a marsupial something that can live in or out of water?
KB: no, that's an amphibian
Andy: something that walks on its hind legs?
KB: what, you mean like a human?
Andy: yeah right, that would be a mammoth.